May 2013
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May 10th
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May 10th
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bitches gotta eat: i'm never going to have a baby,... →
This woman is a little more crass and also quite a bit more sure of herself on this issue than I am, but I have to give a bitch some credit for speaking up for the decision to be childless. It’s also a hilarious read. 
May 2nd
April 2013
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Holy shit, Thug Kitchen is the best thing I've...
Apr 5th
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March 2013
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Mar 24th
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February 2013
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January 2013
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“I’ve seen men put more effort into finding a movie to watch on Netflix Instant...”
– So I was quoted in the New York Times on a story about the end of courtship. (via shloobykitten) This. 
Jan 12th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
November 2012
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Nov 28th
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This is way too amazing.
If you like it then you shoulda put a vote on it. 
Nov 7th
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October 2012
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Oct 1st
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Oct 1st
September 2012
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Van Der Wink
Sep 28th
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Sep 24th
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Sep 20th
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If you have an extra $5 laying around, consider...
My good friend Deb is opening an ice cream shop in Walnut Creek, CA (east of San Francisco) called Lottie’s Creamery. She has already raised over $17,000 to put towards opening the shop and there is less than a day left on her Kickstarter campaign. If you have an extra $5 or $10, please consider giving it to Deb.  I know what you’re thinking: with so many noble causes out there, why...
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August 2012
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July 2012
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Jul 19th
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Jul 15th
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Jul 4th
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June 2012
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Jun 22nd
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Jun 22nd
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Jun 22nd
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Jun 16th
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Jun 12th
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Jun 12th
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Jun 4th
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Jun 2nd
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May 2012
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May 13th
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May 8th
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May 2nd
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Haters Gon' Hate
About two months ago I moved to San Francisco.   Wait, let me back up.  Let’s get one thing straight first of all: I’m a fucking California native.  I didn’t move here from some unknown pocket of the US looking to dip my toes in the Pacific Ocean for the first time and try my hand at growing my white person hair into dreadlocks.  I am FROM this bitch.  And I have some straight-up...
May 2nd
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April 2012
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Apr 17th
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“You want to say Hi to the cute girl on the subway. How will she react?...”
– an excerpt from Phaedra Starling’s “Schrödinger’s Rapist: or a guy’s guide to approaching strange women without being maced” (via lostgrrrls) This is great.
Apr 17th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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March 2012
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Sometimes I read something that is so funny, it...
In reading this article about the fact that Carson Daly is somewhat of a douche who exists for no real reason whatsoever (and apparently has never been to a bear convention), I stumbled upon this COMPLETE GEM of a paragraph, reprinted here for your pure pleasure: “So, first, who the fuck is Carson Daly? Don’t worry, I looked into it. Noted protocol droid Carson Daly was assembled in...
Mar 30th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 21st
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Mar 21st
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Mar 20th
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Mar 20th
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My cat Scraggles, AKA 18 Pounds of Jerk Cat that I...
tuxedokitties: This asshole just keeps getting famouser and famouser.
Mar 16th
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