Ummmm definitely put the parents to work today at @missionmercado #shameless #awfuldaughter #bestparentsever
Got an insanely gorgeous bouquet for @kariannn’s impending childbirth efforts at @missionmercado, was promptly reminded they have a cat and don’t get to have nice things. #itsthethoughtthatcounts Oh, and it came with a ladybug. Good luck sister!! ❤❤❤
This woman is a little more crass and also quite a bit more sure of herself on this issue than I am, but I have to give a bitch some credit for speaking up for the decision to be childless. It’s also a hilarious read.
Little nap buddy
Debuting my #springtime kicks today
Apparently this is how we do romance in the Mission
That vegetarian gang has been tagging in my hood again.
I’ve seen men put more effort into finding a movie to watch on Netflix Instant than composing a coherent message to ask a woman out,” said Anna Goldfarb, 34, an author and blogger in Moorestown, N.J. A typical, annoying query is the last-minute: “Is anything fun going on tonight?” More annoying still are the men who simply ping, “Hey” or “ ’sup.”
“What does he think I’m doing?” she said. “I’m going to my friend’s house to drink cheap white wine and watch episodes of ‘Dance Moms’ on demand.
Shoulda brought my German-English pocket dictionary to this garage sale.
I’m two days late, but have a look at my sweet NYE2K13 platter de quesos.
It seems as though this “candy thermometer” can be used to cook more than just candy.
Even though I kinda feel like this joke is about ten years old, gizoogle.net made me laugh solely because of the menu item on the left side entitled mo’.
If you like it then you shoulda put a vote on it.